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Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML
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snafu57 1

Tell him "I may be fat but you're ugly. I can lose weight. "

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Because it's the worst ones SHE's ever had, you complete moron.

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michelleyily 0

Lmao. Im sorry but this made me laugh. Not exactly an FML tho

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DizzyVulps 0

I think it is, stomach cramps and the bf calling her fat. Yeah, op's life sucks

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Endymion_fml 0

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veganphotog 0

For reals, did you verify this?

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Because it's the worst ones SHE's ever had, you complete moron.

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halliekayy 0

atleast hesgiving you the silver lining on the situation :)

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Danzergirl1 0

I would have slapped him. Not relle. But itd b offended

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JERKKMONKEY 0

time to start dieting! ROFL

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Itsu_fml 0

Well if it's your time of the month, fat people do get worse cramps than thin people. XDD

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tam_tiger 0

Shaister FTW!!!!! Hahahaha harpooned walrus..

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