That Monday morning feeling

Carmen - 09/03/2020 15:00

Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML

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Nice try

Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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hoops - 14/01/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

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jauregz - 25/05/2017 00:00 - Australia - Lalor

Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML

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embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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Keep it down

Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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FREEBIRD!

annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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Zzzzzzzz

dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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please stop singing!!!! - 21/03/2014 23:59 - United States - Windermere

Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 March 2020 17:40

Hakuna Matata, dude! You've just got to let it go, let it go.

Brightside86 30

Monday 9 March 2020 17:48

...Don't you dare close your eyes...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 March 2020 17:40

Hakuna Matata, dude! You've just got to let it go, let it go.

Brightside86 30

Monday 9 March 2020 17:48

...Don't you dare close your eyes...

John Nemeth 14

Monday 9 March 2020 21:13

Sounds like you got friends.... ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Aru Naddon 6

Monday 9 March 2020 21:59

And that’s a bad thing???

demix_fml 32

Monday 9 March 2020 22:15

They have no strings to hold them down.

katydid91 31

Tuesday 10 March 2020 2:13

You poor unfortunate soul...

clair_brodie 35

Tuesday 10 March 2020 2:15

You didn't think to call the cops?

kfchicken 31

Wednesday 11 March 2020 12:22

if they were out in surprised not a single persony in the neighborhood called them

samomaha 17

Thursday 12 March 2020 22:41

Huh?

mccuish 25

Tuesday 10 March 2020 5:12

They better be prepared for a noise complaint

Mooglefox 23

Tuesday 10 March 2020 21:42

How bad did they sing the songs?

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Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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Today, I spent my first night with my English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice, "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

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Today, I was in a work meeting because our clientele is unhappy with our service. I was in there because I don't correct our customers when they get my name wrong. My name is Blane, but "Blair", "Blake", "Lane", and "Glenn" got rave reviews. No one picked up on this. I hate my job. FML

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Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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