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That escalated quickly

GoulashQueen - 08/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Brunswick

Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML

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denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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Dirty room

love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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Flirtatious mood

Anonymous - 18/06/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a guy an up-skirt shot, trying to be cute and flirty. He responded with a series of increasingly more mean emojis, including the laughing eyes, the green nausea face, and finally the poop emoji. FML

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Not helping.

child abused - 19/10/2017 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML

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Gamers don't rise up

Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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maggie74 - 27/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Enfield

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

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Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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Sinshine 28

Sunday 8 December 2019 3:37

I would have been more surprised if he had sent you a video of him taking a shower fully clothed.

Anna Betts 8

Sunday 8 December 2019 10:09

You make out that showering nude is wrong?

mfranks19891989 10

Sunday 8 December 2019 2:55

Your food was so disgusting that he had to show you him cleaning himself after seeing your food.

Sinshine 28

Sunday 8 December 2019 3:37

I would have been more surprised if he had sent you a video of him taking a shower fully clothed.

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 8 December 2019 8:38

It would've been funny if it was a video of him brushing his tongue

Anna Betts 8

Sunday 8 December 2019 10:09

You make out that showering nude is wrong?

Seeya55 31

Sunday 8 December 2019 14:08

He sent you something in return that was just as uninteresting as your food.

juggalo2 21

Sunday 8 December 2019 19:08

Unless he's a weirdly-obsessed foodie, then guys have zero interest in your food. Don't be surprised if they send you things you don't want when you send them things they don't want.

uniformed 13

Tuesday 10 December 2019 8:24

clearly you dont know what snapchat is actually for. kudos for him for educating you.

keeg5an 2

Saturday 14 December 2019 5:17

Maybe would make for a great appetizer or dessert lol

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Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

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