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Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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NotGabe 28

That's when you tell her, "Thank you for your beautiful genetics."

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FeatherTips 10

What a bitch way to put it.

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dinagdotphoto 13

Um..sounds like you really didn't need to ask, did you, OP?

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katnissmellark_fml 15

if your a girl put makeup on. if you a guy I dunno what to say.

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Being in a relationship is not a gauge for physical attractiveness.

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thenewgirl29 20

On an unrelated note, you are quite attractive judging from your profile pic

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thenewgirl29 20

Um you are 50% her DNA. So she is insulting herself

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abbruzzi67 15

Well hey you look 50% like her so if she thinks your ugly she must think low of herself to

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chosha_fml 26

Well you're her kid and someone ****** her, so she really shouldn't be pointing the finger. Even if you look like your dad, she was with him. Either way, sorry your mum's such a bitch, OP.

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skyeyez9 24

Maybe OPs hygiene is questionable? Or he likes to paint his face like (Heaven forbid) a Juggalo clown, not social, too shy to ask a girl out. It may not be solely his physical appearance, always has a perpetual pissed off expression which makes him intimidating, But how he presents himself is the reason he is single.

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knotcool 15

My uncle is a juggalo, and he doesn't have problems getting women at all! Or was it jiggalo? I can't remember...

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kallemyster 6

Apply cold water to burned area.

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