Thanks, I hate it! By AtikaSucks - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Tunisia Today, thanks to my brilliant hairstylist, I ended up with a brand new haircut, which I like to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 675 You deserved it 3 309 Share Tweet Share
Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 374 You deserved it 31 619
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 556 You deserved it 5 205
Today, at a work function, I noticed that my boss and my girlfriend kept leaving the room at the same time. Fearing the worst, I waited outside in the hallway. As soon as they went into the bathroom, I pushed my way in. Sex? Nope. They were doing lines of coke off the bathroom counter. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 290 You deserved it 148
Today, I was getting a visit from a co-worker when my 6-year-old son came in to ask me where the ointment was. I said that it was in my room, so he went there and soon came back with a tube of KY jelly asking "is this it, mom?" I died. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 150 You deserved it 1 054
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML I agree, your life sucks 25 579 You deserved it 3 538
Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 659 You deserved it 5 517
if it's any consolation, I love spaghetti
your hair will grow back lolz!! so grow some hair and some balls.... but not ball hair