Thanks, I hate it

Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
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LemonStarship 5

Hahaha I could so see my dad doing this. Funny when you think about it though.

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dmayhemc 0

that fart is just a smidge shy of a teabagging. you should get new parents.

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Loulabelle 0

Lighten up people this is funny as ****!

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Snake867 1

Maybe he found it necessary to fart in your face because you find it necessary to use big words in a FML post. FML is no place for your dictionary word of the day app.

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neppy 6

Do you really think "melancholy" is a big word? Are you 8, by any chance?

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carpediemryders 0

your dad... WIN, I laughed so hard that's something I'd do to my kids too.

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TheNewGuy03 28

hey, as much as it sucks to have to have a blast of ass gas from the past while you lay in the grass, you have to admit -- it's funny! good to know mom and dad are getting along well (albeit at the sacrifice of your olfactory nerve)! |the kid|

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mrwesson_fml 0

DAD FTW YOU GOT OWNED

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