Thanks for sharing

uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
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"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--" "JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"

As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!

My head, a fork, my husbands gun, a butter knife, a ketchup bottle , a McDonald's straw,

uumlaut_strohson 3

Does she keep her "angry eyes" in there?

Old lady: my fingers, a few cucumbers, my husband's penis etc......

Well maybe she gave ya some good ideas to try out!

kls9255 3

I bet your nice and horny now! ;)

thatoneguy79 10

By chance did her include a horse, cow, goat, dog, cat, bird, spider, or fly? People do like to share the most entertaining of details, don't they? Like we haven't already tried it before.

Must be the grandmother of the girl who put an iPhone in her ******.