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ouch.... - 22/10/2013 01:24 - United States - Duxbury

Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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Like in the movies

alltern8ive - - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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Romance isn't dead

broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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Sick moves, dude

Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Big wuss

tessisue - - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML

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That escalated quickly

marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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vipirius 18

Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:15

Well at least you know his weakness if you guys ever have a tickle fight.

oj101 33

Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:28

Pour alcohol on it just for laughs.

vipirius 18

Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:15

Well at least you know his weakness if you guys ever have a tickle fight.

JustinKirby 20

Tuesday 22 October 2013 13:46

Yeah but it will just turn into a real fight like this one, apparently he has one hell of a kick XD

LanceGoodthrust 19

Tuesday 22 October 2013 13:57

Maybe he could enter kickboxing competitions... You will just have to tickle him at the right moment... Over and over again

underthesea12 24

Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:16

don't tickle the bleeding foot!

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:17

I wonder if the tickling would stimulate the blood flow and cause blood to fly out of the wound...

FrietvanPiet 16

Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:22

Dump him, I don't see any other options

yahoowizard 16

Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:27

Ahh there's that good old FML advice on running a successful relationship

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:27

Must we jump to such unpleasant conclusions, #4?

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:30

#6 - You must be new here. Nothing much on the FML comments section follows logic or positivity.

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:52

I don't think I'm new anymore... And sometimes you can find helpful advice on CERTAIN FMLs. Sometimes. Never.

HortonThelephant 15

Tuesday 22 October 2013 11:26

#11 This my friend, is colloquially known as the FML Paradox. 2 equally opposite comments making contradictory statements, and neither suitable to the community's liking.

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Tuesday 22 October 2013 14:03

#15 in this case never.

SaintJupiter 16

Wednesday 23 October 2013 16:50

nice troll! :D

DevilsAltair 8

Friday 1 November 2013 3:43

Just because he was bleeding?its not like he cheated on her. He probably apologized

oj101 33

Tuesday 22 October 2013 10:28

Pour alcohol on it just for laughs.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Tuesday 22 October 2013 22:44

Huge plot twist, it turns out OP's boyfriend has a pain fetish. In turn, their sex life is never the same and now she has to resort to whipping him for foreplay.