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Terrible prank

Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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TikTokers vs. YouTubers

Anonymous - 05/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was making a TikTok in the bathroom mirror. Right as I was finishing up, my little brother burst in, shouted, "That's going on YouTube!" and ran off. Guess what he did five minutes later? FML.

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Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

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jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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davidjr_saldana 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:07

most awesome kid ever!

Lolzords 11

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:03

Throw your brother down the stairs and say he got tumblred.

Charleezee 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 21:26

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha facebooked someone's got to make a YouTube video of that. That would be the sickest

Nytemare 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 21:39

hahhaah this is freaking awsome I love it ftw for lil ma

smileyfairy10 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:12

mini lad

Illyssa_fml 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:23

Hahahaha!!! WIN!!!!

borirican70 0

Friday 4 February 2011 2:18

lol hilarious

PomagraniteJamm 0

Friday 4 February 2011 2:50

haha u did get facebooked... ur bro is awesome

ilovemyboys 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:03

haha so funny!!!

vtf123 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:41

hopefully he isnt addicted to facebooking(: haha get it?

nivekcizia123 0

Friday 4 February 2011 5:47

if my bro did that I'd knock him out and say get the **** out of my space

barbie_girl_jv 1

Friday 4 February 2011 8:14

I'm sorry to say this because that must have been quite painful but your little brother taking on facebook in a total different meaning is just sooooo ******* funny!! Bad ass Lil Bro!!! Sounds like shit I'd pull!! :):):)