Tasty

Anonymous - 06/11/2009 14:31 - Denmark

Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
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perstephane 4

Gross - but that's why you don't drink random things at parties. That, and a million other reasons...

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perdix 29

You probably gave that fly lung cancer!

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DefyingGravity 0

Oh, I almost did that, too. It would have sucked if I hadn't noticed the stuff I would have been drinking was black and thick.

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Ninjaface 0

So, what other random things that you find do you put in your mouth? You could have gone to a back room and been the life of the party. It probably would have tasted better too.

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DeadManRollin 6

YDI, never drink from opened cans or other people's cans. I wonder why so many people voted otherwise

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idiotkid 0

Smokers are annoying? All smokers? Forgive me for repeating myself, but I'm trying to understand; you're saying that ALL people, despite their personalities completely, are annoying simply because they smoke?

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frikkinhannah 0

I think what 44 meant was that smoking itself is annoying.

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frikkinhannah 0

*Edit, 34. 44 was the one the comment was directed at.

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Autoshot 9

The only one I feel bad for here is the fly.

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