Taste test

Anonymous - 25/01/2014 12:28 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML
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ChristianH39 30

Did he call you his little French fry?

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TopHatNinja68 6

Keep an eye on him he mite be killing and I rapping ppl and u might be next

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howdoilogin 9

'Scuse me miss, you talkin' smack about ketchup?

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iammeorami 25

Are you jake the garden snake's wife

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phillysportsfan 13

Lol. That brings new meaning to, "Looking at a woman like she's a piece of meat."

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buttcramp 21

hey at least he's trying something new! plus, the purpose of using food items in bed is the licking and he's still doing that. it should be up to the licker what they're licking..

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MrMoofinMan 19

Wait.. don't you put the ketchup on the hotdog and not the buns?

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