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PghSportsNation - - United States

Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML

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tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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Ethan - 17/10/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML

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FellingShitty - 05/10/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML

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Anonymous - 03/09/2014 23:13 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

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Welcome home!

Anonymous - 19/03/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML

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Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Friday 2 September 2011 18:53

Bummer. Maybe this means you should buy a new vacuum.

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 2 September 2011 18:54

Make a ball pit with the pellets. Who doesn't love ball pits? I still go to the McDonald's play pen just for the ball pit.

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 2 September 2011 20:39

You can always rent a vacuum or have it repaired, but I'd be more concerned that your cat probably ate some of the pellets...

YurTriniFantasy 1

Friday 2 September 2011 20:44

If yu start now with that broom you might finish by the end of the week!

HU4L188 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:03

I love cats

hockey199813 5

Friday 2 September 2011 21:36

Real men

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 2 September 2011 23:10

Real men what? Finish your sentence.

i_am_that_one 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:42

Well u could always pick it up one by one... Either way this is a shitty situation...

muffins650 1

Friday 2 September 2011 21:45

Lame.. I have a broken vacuum too :(

staats_tristan 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 1:43

haha loser

RichieChico 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:57

I'd bet any money it was a Sobakawa pillow. Sooo comfy!

AustinSilar 0

Friday 2 September 2011 22:00

atleast it wasent rat posioning...

rynoguy 0

Friday 2 September 2011 22:47

Use a broom

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 2 September 2011 22:50

your cat just needed fresh litter.

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