Such a rush

Embarrassed - - United States

Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML
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DocBastard 38

If I had a nickel for every time I left my underwear in my hair...

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perdix 29

People probably didn't realize what it was . . . unless there were skid marks.

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flea_of_death 23

I'm curious where you got the thong. Were you wearing it when you originally went out? If so, how did you not notice you didn't have underwear on? But if that wasn't the case, why was there a random thong just sitting around? So many questions in my mind...

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kiwienne 21

#37 - So if she was at home, it totally makes sense she didn't have a hair tie in her own house? Could've just as easily been the case that she was at some clinic, undressing and used her thong/spare thong for her hair

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morella_xx 29

Exactly what I wondered. Who carries a spare pair of undies but not a spare hair tie? At least I hope it was an extra pair and not the pair she wore there. Gross.

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PenguinBitch 43

So you're the "leather couch" people are talking about?

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OhhKristin 11

let me guess...you used to be on Teen Mom.

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razzledazzle21 23

Excuse me, nothing is wrong with a thong! They're actually better than regular undies, no panty lines or wedgies :)

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ByronJess 17

Thongs are notorious for wedgies...

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mackischillin 5

I haven't heard that one before shitforbrains.

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snapdragon1100 7

Actually wearing a thong is the definition of giving yourself a wedgie....

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Catkam623 27

Note to self ripping out butt floss makes ass go numb

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jem143 4

Spray tan??? How caddie are you.

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mosquito19 14

did you have a group of flies on your head?

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seandoc 13

What a good influence to your daughter!

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KaiserSD 8

This is a fail on three levels: one, for getting a spray tab, yech; two, for using a thong to hold your hair in place; and three, for failing to realize when you "threw your clothes" back on that your underwear were mysteriously missing... Wait, no panties is actually a win. Forget that last...

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