Stuck outside

Ryan S - 16/06/2022 18:00

Today, I blew past my neighbor in my building as he was trying to tell me something. I didn’t care, I was going on my first date since last weekend. It turns out he was reminding me that the fumigation starts tomorrow at 8 AM. The tent is now up and I’m homeless. FML
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mike3775 36

So you were so desperate after only a week to ignore a neighbor trying to tell you something. YDI

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Crowned Sataness 12

you're not homeless. you're just stuck for a few days. but YDI yourself for being that ridiculous after a week

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wrenavery90 12

I'm not understanding what the date has to do with anything. You would still be in the same situation.

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mike3775 36

So you were so desperate after only a week to ignore a neighbor trying to tell you something. YDI

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juggalo2 21

Probably hadn't had a full meal since the last date.

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Thaylok 17

Remind = advance notice was given. Did the date last all night? (nice) just extend that date a few days.

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slkeithh 14

first date since last weekend? oh, the agony...

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Crowned Sataness 12

you're not homeless. you're just stuck for a few days. but YDI yourself for being that ridiculous after a week

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BurnInDemonFire 35

That'll teach you to think with your head instead of your junk.

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juggalo2 21

The joke is "think with the wrong head"

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