Animals, Health Cats Stuck in the middle - FML

Stuck in the middle

Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML

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Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

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Wake up Boo

Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Anonymous - 29/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

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Book it!

Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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You were framed

Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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The great escape

Anonymous - 16/02/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML

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Thanks little buddy

crushed - 10/03/2021 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML

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catattack78 - 21/10/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML

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MarkToast 19

Monday 20 March 2017 23:29

the "I agree, your life sucks" button is just a cruel pun on this one

RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 March 2017 17:39

Vacuum cleaners suck!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 March 2017 17:39

Vacuum cleaners suck!

MarkToast 19

Monday 20 March 2017 23:29

the "I agree, your life sucks" button is just a cruel pun on this one

Starlight1029 18

Monday 20 March 2017 23:46

Ohhhh no. I did a full body cringe and closed my legs as tight as I could at the thought of that. And I'm a girl X_x

tibtak 20

Tuesday 21 March 2017 3:37

Looks like the beginning of a bad porno

WardenWolf 26

Wednesday 22 March 2017 2:11

That sucks, OP. Oh well, just suck it up and move on. ;-)

dramaelf 37

Wednesday 22 March 2017 6:06

Kinky.

trucker2 33

Wednesday 22 March 2017 21:21

Well I'm sure you signed a kinky replacement plan on this one-it has lovely features- 1. Every tractable cord for restraints /bondage. 2. A stay hard handle that vibrates. 3. Awesome suction power. 4. Stores quietly in the corner until it's ready to be used. All this for one easy payment of $199.99, not responsible for any damage while it's in use.

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Today, I was working when my boss left briefly, leaving me with her elderly, senile mother. Not only did I have to chase her when she ran after a stranger on the road, I turned my back for 5 seconds to do my actual job and she walked off. When my boss returned, I had to tell her I lost her mother. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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Today, I was supposed to be working from home. Instead, I ended up taking the kids out to the park for the morning, because my wife “couldn’t even” today. When we got home, she had demolished two bottles of wine, and was masturbating to a home improvement show. FML

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Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

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Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML

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Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

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