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Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

I hate public restrooms. For that reason in particular. It's awkward going, knowing someone is right next to you. And usually out of all the empty stalls, they choose the one next to yours haha :p

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stronghand0331 17

You had to pep talk your way through dropping a duce? It usually comes naturally to people...

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gizz104 0

#18 win! 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I have trouble with that, too. Even when I'm at home, I turn on the faucet at full blast so that no one hears me. Yeah, I'm awkward.

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tayza249 20

wow what a waste of water. dont you have a fan in your bathroom? you know, to stop your mirror fogging up from steam? I'm sure that would work just as well

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Tasanasanta 0

Also "What does..."***

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georggx 3

that's why you never go for a dump in public toilets.. there always someone there and they always happen to be next to you. That sucks but maybe it will teach you lesson ;)

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MisherzzSquisher 0

lmao but what if they can't hold it D: that would suck!

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bootje 5

at least you're not alone in this world.

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macskapingvin 0

You're not in public. You're in a cubicle. The only evidence you are there is a locked door and a little splash.

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RedPillSucks 31

That and the hands reaching under the partition.

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Ninjafriends 1

I strongly suspect that you said the second part to yourself, too.

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