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Strange things are afoot…

Klepto - - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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creamed - 20/02/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

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asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

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Stolen valor

Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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Beep beep

iamgodzilla - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

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Great party

Anonymous - 05/05/2025 22:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML

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Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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Creeper alert!

creeper-status - - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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SirWombat 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:04

YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.

BelaLugosisdead 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:03

Dude, use it as an excuse to return it

Everlost 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 11:43

he'll thnk you are a smartass, big deal.

COBRAMORPH 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 6:47

good job, you F-ing thief.

Mr_Pooter 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 18:11

As others have suggested, delete the pic and put up a new one. Doh! I sure hope he saw it though.

DocHolliday_fml 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 19:19

Polite and sociable and yet, larcenous. You are obviously a hoore. Cut your throat now.

eternallyme 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:08

Today, i accepted a friend request from a guy who at my house party last night. i then found the trophy i've been looking for everywhere-- in his profile pic. FML

perksofmylifenot 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:53

Hmmm.........I hiope he sees it...and kicks you ass...

awsomepk 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:25

did you put this on here so people could put YDI?

the_duce 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 4:18

shut the **** up.

cmastabackhand 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 7:23

honestly I don't support him stealing it on any way but if it was at a party odds were he was trashed. why the **** else would you steal a trophy, of all things. I think everybody freaking out needs to take a deep breath and chill. but you are dumb for not just deleting that picture.