Strange Diet

Anonymous - 17/10/2019 18:00

Today, I woke this morning to my girlfriend asking me how many calories are in her deodorant. FML
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Well I‘ve heard, that Deodorants have NEGATIVE calories and of you inhale enough of it at once you‘ll never gain a pound again^^

"5 calories per serving and 1000% of the USRDA of Aluminum." And go back to sleep.

Well I‘ve heard, that Deodorants have NEGATIVE calories and of you inhale enough of it at once you‘ll never gain a pound again^^

"5 calories per serving and 1000% of the USRDA of Aluminum." And go back to sleep.

I'd tell her to use bubble gum or mouth water instead...

if your girlfriend is worried about absorbing calories through her skin, she may have an eating disorder