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shelly - - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
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DocBastard 38

For men, the world is our porta-potty. For women, well you're pretty much screwed.

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chillyCholo 5

Was he as excited as you were?

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SnowManRTC 4

is it really that much harder for women to hold it than men?

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Lucky7Samson 10

Omg he's home!!! *SPLOOSH*

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hottay7164 18

So curious: Do you not have neighbors, can you not drive some where to pee?

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randybryant799 20

Seriously. Does no one on fml know how to pee outside??

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metalmeow 13

I was going to say that I'd have just peed behind a bush because an empty bladder is a happy bladder, but then I remembered that we live on a corner lot on the main road. Enough people saw my undercarriage when my youngest was born; I don't need to add the neighbors or random people driving down the road to that list. So upon further reflection, I would have walked to the gas station or the donut shop and used the bathroom there. Either of those options would have been quicker than waiting for someone to come home, and unlike the bushes, would also have included toilet paper.

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