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Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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YouTubers must be stopped

TuT - - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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Freak out

RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) - 17/12/2014 18:47 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

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Anonymous - - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

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Get rid of the evidence!

Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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Spooky season ain't over

Brendon - 05/11/2025 15:00

Today, I came home and heard the shower running. Assuming my roommate was in there, I yelled, “Don’t use up all the hot water!” Then my roommate walked in with groceries. I froze. The shower stopped. The bathroom was empty. Now I have to move out or start charging rent to a ghost. FML

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shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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Friday 28 January 2011 8:56

Omg, psycho roommate! So, that's where they got the idea for The Roommate:P

jonseyop 0

Friday 28 January 2011 11:44

To catch a sneaky glimpse at his Willy

thejacl 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:27

YouTube moment!

thejacl 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:29

YouTube moment!

keeeellyb 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:56

LOL ,

elizabethann416 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:57

that is the funniest prank I have ever heard!!! your roommate is hysterical! :)

bobjoefredsky 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:31

well I see ur roommate doesn't know humor. suicide isn't funny and if I were him I would regret I ever done that prank for th rest of my. life

persimmon 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:37

that's. a really weird thing to do. I would probably get the f out of that apartment before something really bad happens

docscientist 9

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:59

It's not funny when it's something that just recently happened to you.

melimeli628 10

Saturday 29 January 2011 5:13

I love your roommate!!!

lol32360 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 5:14

i thought that his roomate got the idea from Pink's music video F**kin' Perfect.

DRock525 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 5:24

should have drown his ass and got straight A's they already wrote the note for you?

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