Splish splash

Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
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ForestFire0 1

The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

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Rok_fml 0

I hate public toilets D:

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hatehatehatehate 0

I still hope you're my ex-girlfriend.

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hollisterhottiex 0

lmfao thats why you don't use those bathrooms. i took a school trip on one, and had to pee like a russian race horse.. i held it for two and a half hours and ran like hell to the bathroom when we stopped haha. you coulda avoided this my friend.

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Lesson #1 of public transit: Never, ever use the restroom!

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Bumlove89 0

@76, thats how my friend's mom got a bladder infection. Its not healthy holding it on for a long period of time. Plus, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

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deliciouskaek 1

@77 - And yet, there's no possibility of infection from the shit that just happened (no pun intended). =/ It's a four-hour bus ride, it wouldn't have killed her to either go before getting on, or wait until she got off.

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Sumguy 0

How nasty is that!!! I know some one who got a boil on their ass from sitting bare-bottom on a public toilet(it was in a subway station though, rofl). I don't blame you at all, I used to work in construction. I used to have to layer up the seat before taking a poo. Just for peace of mind. There are several types on infections you can actually get from sitting bare ass on a public bowl.

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Osakhomen 0

#81... it actually could do a lot of damage. I had a teacher who passed out from holding her pee to long. Instead, learn to pee standing up... or hover over the seat...

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