Dogs Animals Splashed out - FML

Splashed out

El Boz - 22/02/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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RIP

Anon - 11/09/2023 17:00 - New Zealand

Today, while on a nature hike with friends. I tried to take a selfie at the edge of a cliff with the majestic view as a backdrop, but I slipped and dropped my phone. It's now RIP (resting in pieces) at the bottom of a ravine. FML

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Jammy238 - 01/02/2010 05:27 - France

Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into a river. I was soaking wet and my boots were full of water. Then to get back out of the river, I had to use stinging nettles as hand holds. FML

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Anonymous - 12/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

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Anonymous - 15/04/2015 17:18 - United States - Birmingham

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML

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pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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Cool banana!

Anonymous - 27/01/2023 07:30

Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML

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AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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What are the chances?

Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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Sunday 22 February 2009 20:11

ahahahahahaha good job buddy

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:30

too bad your dog didn't go after it.

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:02

Win.

EDFACE55 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 21:42

WOW SMRTY PANTS

drmike_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 11:28

hahahahahahahhahhahahahahaha :P that sucks

fartmouth123 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:02

haha omg that sucks so bad. i did that with my car keys once.

omgitzadrienne 0

Friday 14 August 2009 5:46

hahahaa, this is hilarious. i can just imagine that, and what the person on the phone thought. lmao

My_averageFML 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 11:49

lol that's ******* funny. I just imagined that happening. even if I did that I would life my butt off afterwards.

a_random_dude 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:56

dude he coulda thrown it with his other arm u idiot unless ur left arm is retarded then u should know

a_random_dude 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:59

this is something i have done a lot of times but never that bad once i was doing homework and snacking and i bit my pencil

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Sunday 31 January 2010 19:17

hahahahaha, wat kind of phone is it

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Thursday 12 January 2012 19:27

It must have been an iPhone...

somedudeudontno 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:39

nice

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