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Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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I knew it! - 02/11/2018 17:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML

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Inga44 - - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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Stupid - 01/03/2019 04:00

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML

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Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

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queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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That's kinda handy!

Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

You're pretty close though. Your boyfriend is really good at cheating. I'd review all past board game results.

teehee520 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

4 years?! Seriously? Wow...

samf123 0

Monday 30 August 2010 7:53

This happened to me too and it really sucks! I'm sorry this happened to you.

revenge_FML 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 10:18

it's ok u deserve better

D11Churchkill 8

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:59

you are if he's been with her longer. duhhhh

chicanangelgirl 0

Friday 15 October 2010 8:27

it sucks.... especially when you love him so much and you can't tell your heart to stop. I'm sorry op. :'(

chicanangelgirl 0

Friday 15 October 2010 8:27

it sucks.... especially when you love him so much and you can't tell your heart to stop. I'm sorry op. :'(

chicanangelgirl 0

Friday 15 October 2010 8:27

it sucks.... especially when you love him so much and you can't tell your heart to stop. I'm sorry op. :'(

chicanangelgirl 0

Friday 15 October 2010 8:27

it sucks.... especially when you love him so much and you can't tell your heart to stop. I'm sorry op. :'(

chicanangelgirl 0

Friday 15 October 2010 8:27

it sucks.... especially when you love him so much and you can't tell your heart to stop. I'm sorry op. :'(

Britney_Spears 1

Monday 15 November 2010 18:45

Bust the windows out his car.

imsogangster13 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:57

youu aree the otherr woman , dumbbasss . he was withh her longerrr ... dumbbbass .

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Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish byproduct. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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Today, my cat has a new hobby: She goes fishing. As in she catches the frogs out of the ornamental pond, then walks into my freshly mopped kitchen with dripping wet, muddy feet. FML

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Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

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Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML

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