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Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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Ismellbacon - 29/02/2012 06:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

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Spud

cheat - - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML

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anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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stephhrunsaway 21

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:31

Porker? He's the real pig for getting butt hurt like that.

mimiminx 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:32

What a bastard! I hope you crushed him til he screamed for saying that!

Kitsi 14

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:50

My first thought as well. haha

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:10

Well, there goes HIS steak and ******* day.

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:47

he's the pig for getting bitter about play-fighting

babydoll138 5

Friday 15 March 2013 0:20

Baby all women deserve a man that will say that their beautiful not a " porker " DUMP HIS A$$

ashjo 12

Friday 15 March 2013 3:15

You should have said ' aren't you the one that just snorted like a pig'

paytonio 8

Friday 15 March 2013 3:54

What an ass. I dont let anybody disrespect meee. Not even the people I love. Stick up for yourself.

J_C_maldonado 9

Friday 15 March 2013 4:29

Take some MMA classes and whoop his ass.

DeemedInterest 5

Friday 15 March 2013 6:21

And who was the one who snorted, hmm?

GuinnessGirrrl 8

Friday 15 March 2013 8:33

You're stronger & better than him... Move on & find a real man!!!

sporty_14 5

Friday 15 March 2013 12:16

what an ass!

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Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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