Love Intimacy So helpful.

So helpful.

Jess - 10/02/2018 11:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of six years with another girl. He tried to apologize, stating that it was because I "look too much like a man". FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Allie614032 34

Saturday 10 February 2018 22:26

"I guess that's why we were compatible, because you're obviously a ******* pussy."

ArtLover 13

Saturday 10 February 2018 19:18

Too bad he wasn't enough of a man to look past that.

MitiMiki 16

Tuesday 13 February 2018 21:36

You mean "ex-boyfriend", right? Sorry, but at least you didn't waste a lifetime on the cheater.

unintended_consequence 5

Wednesday 14 February 2018 19:57

but in his defense, did you clearly state what gender you chose?

Mechakitty 13

Saturday 10 March 2018 10:40

this sounds like the first episode of "The IT Crowd" season 2

Hoolai 5

Sunday 22 April 2018 2:02

Uhmm.. D:

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Today, I carpooled with my boss for the first time. To avoid any small talk, which makes me really anxious, I turned on my Spotify. Unfortunately, I forgot I'd been listening to a true crime podcast the night before. We spent the next 15 minutes listening to a gruesome murder description before I realized it. My boss looked horrified. FML

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Today, I was sitting on a stool by the stove while my dad was making stir-fry. The glass lid he had covering the skillet overheated and exploded. As huge shards of broken glass rained down on his only daughter's head, my dad's only concern was whether or not he would have to throw his food away. FML

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Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

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Today, my brother got sick with a stomach bug. He didn’t even quit his game to throw up in the toilet and instead threw up straight on the carpet. It sat there for hours. FML

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Today, I was laughing at the new granite stool sculpture our work put in the office garden. I said to my colleagues for a laugh that I'd be the first to sit on it. Turns out it was a bird bath. FML

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Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

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