Snoozefest

notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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bikergirl93 18

ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea

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cakefete2 30

If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.

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joea21 21

Ouch.... Hope you're a better story teller than love maker

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raininginseattle 9

Tell her a story while giving oral. War and peace just might do the trick.

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challan 19

perhaps she wanted a fantasy. should have gotten nasty!

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badmandilon 19

That's what I think she meant, girls love fantasies, as far as I know.

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OochenSnoochen 15

you know nothing John Snow

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kyu_Q 19

#14 I like the way you think

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Mackay92 14

i know what you're getting for Christmas.. a kama Sutra book

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jsp16 24

Tell her the "Magic Story" from "Friends".

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perdix 29

Congrats for lasting longer than a knock-knock joke!

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EmmaMK 35

Ask her to tell you what she wants in bed. Ask her what's missing.

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xblaine 17

Sounds like that's a problem on your end.

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imchacon22 19

Maybe she should have taken over instead of complain.

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