Snarky

great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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jeezburger12 10

That's a very smart thing to say to your boss...

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Outsider_77 0

You forgot to say "is a wonderful woman" afterwards

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legresley85 1

Okay peter where do you see yourself in five years? Please don't say doing your wife, please don't say doing your wife....doing your son?

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BobOsso_fml 8

First off, it was stupid and childish. Second, it wasn't funny and is actually insulting to real jokes. Third, it's not sarcasm in the slightest. It's unfunny, unoriginal and uninspired (a triple u as Rome calls it).

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Papaw_fml 3

Too bad we can't give a thumbs up on here. That was excellent. Spoken like a true smart ass. I salute you!

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babyshaft408 8

That is awesome. **** ur my hero

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effedml 5

Admit it, OP. You were proud of that response. You'll learn, though.

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aceangel6 4

"Your mom" jokes are diotic and make me want to cry. Sometimes you ask a question like "whats your name" and the response is "your mom" I mean come on....perhaps its because I`m in highschool that its become frustruating to the point where I want to rip vocal chords out.

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