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Anonymous - - United States - Huntingtown

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

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Boltz719 - 23/08/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

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me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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jeremiah - 06/11/2011 08:21 - Australia

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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driver - 25/11/2009 22:24 - New Zealand

Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose, 150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML

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thatshelpful - 02/07/2015 04:16 - United States - Council Bluffs

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

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Anonymous - 06/09/2013 16:10 - United Kingdom - Godalming

Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML

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Anonymous - 15/12/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML

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Broke ass dad

anonymous - 19/03/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

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yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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tompom331 19

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:06

A. Take them to court for taking your oil B. Get more money out of them for harassment as he is harassing you saying it's his fault C. Get them for trespassing You're in the money

grajax 24

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:05

Can you take legal action against him for siphoning your oil?

Amateur_Dank 17

Sunday 14 June 2015 4:16

Serves that twat right

theshopmouse 14

Sunday 14 June 2015 4:25

dont ******* pay his prick ass, then turn around and sue him for all the ******* shit he has including his pissass car then tell him to **** off cause he wont have a car to repair

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Sunday 14 June 2015 4:56

He can't get everything the guy owns just because the kid stole his gas.

Sathane 21

Sunday 14 June 2015 4:26

I hope you laughed in his face and then pointed out that you should just call the police. He has stolen lawnmower gas in his car.

inolongercare 19

Sunday 14 June 2015 4:29

Have them try to sue you! Go on Judge Judge and let him get humiliated

healthcarechick 9

Sunday 14 June 2015 5:24

Punk ass thieving teenager got what he deserved!!!!! And apparently his father is just as stupid!!!!!!

Jethco 15

Sunday 14 June 2015 5:26

One simple word; no.

Death69 24

Sunday 14 June 2015 5:42

He can insist all he wants...He wouldn't get SQUAT from me. Dumbass!

MrZsDad 19

Sunday 14 June 2015 5:45

How? what is so special about your lawnmower gas? Sounds more like dad was telling him to check the oil or something and is blaming you because he didn't listen.