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Sledding Fail

FML Approved - 02/10/2017 21:00 - United States - New York

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Tuesday 3 October 2017 17:06

Very fortunate he didn't die

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Tuesday 3 October 2017 17:06

Very fortunate he didn't die

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML

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Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

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Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML

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Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML

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