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Slap in the face

deadmedia - - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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Neverthebride - 22/05/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

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Besties for life

no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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Thanks for the input

SBCR - 07/12/2012 06:01 - United States - Ankeny

Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML

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Bridezilla

Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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- 23/10/2025 03:00

Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML

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Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Eavesdropping ain't a good idea

Sorry we can't all be 5'10", Katie - 26/03/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML

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Anonymous - 23/05/2013 13:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

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You freak

Anonymous - 12/03/2016 11:13 - United Kingdom - London

Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML

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The_Chuck_Norris 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:27

what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?

kandi_shop_xoxo 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:34

I thought brides wanted their bride's maids to be ugly, so they could look prettier? haha

thepickler 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:25

FenderYK 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:37

Damn it how do these FMLs make it through the mods? this isnt even funny...

MrJentipede 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 15:25

karmaSUCKS321453 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 4:32

she forgot the "" around "best friend"

drinkupgorgeous 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:25

This sounds familar...

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:46

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2187535 That's probably what you're thinking of. Close, but not exactly,

wi_party_boy 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:25

no1askdu 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:32

fail.

wi_party_boy 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:45

Sorry, but i have a pet peeve of people saying "fail". It just sounds a bit immature in my opinion. I have the same pet peeve when people reply with "true", for example.

snzizle 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:55

no one gives a ****, "wi_party_boy". what, do you want him to apologize for offending you by saying fail? should we all abstain from saying "true" or "fail" in your presence?

snzizle 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:57

btw, I have a pet peeve for people who say "SECOND MOTHA FUCKA!!" as if this is the greatest accomplishment of their day and they need to swear at us all to make that point known

mcsnelly 5

Sunday 30 August 2009 8:07

It's just so reassuring to know that there are so many people out there that are so quick to blame the victim... (Sarcasm, if there's anyone who couldn't tell)

Boob_fml 6

Sunday 30 August 2009 8:01

You bitching like a little girl is what's immature. Die please.

moonlight_daze 8

Sunday 30 August 2009 8:08

Well, I think ALL OF YOU are immature bickering whiners..

renaet 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 10:30

Fail.

lottofee 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 11:17

true.

TheDoge 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:27

True fail dat, lolz, omg pwned. Actually, you're grammar is worth laughing at by itself. I'm presuming your friend didn't say "(you) wasn't as pretty..." as I'm guessing that none would want to lay with her, unless they too suffered from mental retardation. Watch where you put the quotation marks, dumb fail. Secondly, Its freaking consistency. Jeez. I don't even think the dumb ***** south of you in the US spell it that stupidly. Damn, why don't you just go cry yourself to sleep, ugly.

FozzieGirl 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:43

Would that be "your grammar" ? And, how about "it's freaking consistency" ? Attention to detail makes such a difference.

chowyuk 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 15:33

Wow The doge, fozziegirl owned you hard. You were being all grammar Nazi and fozziegirl was subtle with her corrections to you, which totally makes you look way more stupid than the op. I hope you crawl into a hole and never try to correct someones grammar again

wi_party_boy 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:48

Thanks chowyuk, but no need to narrate

UselessName 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 17:53

Most Failing Comment Ever.

idrownfish 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:18

FAIL #24

amayalives4music 1

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:24

It was a true fail :D. take that mothafucka. Right back at you.

The_Chuck_Norris 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:27

what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?

kaysi_28 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:30

uh huh

drinkupgorgeous 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:35

What the hell does the difference between 'tu' and 'usted' have to do with anything?

GurrenBrigade 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:39

i kind of lol'ed.

NaziZombie 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 9:28

thank you, i'm sure there was a reason why my comment got buried or whatever. GrammarNazi AWAYYYY!

flavasava73 5

Saturday 12 January 2013 21:44

Ummmmmmmmm. What? Who are you talking to? 'tu' and ' usted'?

hazeleyedlady00 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:28

"best friend" ? i dont think so.

americayay 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:43

that's kind of why i'm voting YDI. this can't be the first insultingly self-involved thing her "best friend" has done, yet she's still her best friend.