Kids, Movies Work Shut up

Shut up

brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Great day out

Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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whoops.. - 16/01/2015 03:15 - United States - Garner

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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Stranger danger

Cali Montana - 03/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML

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blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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Nice family you've got there

Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Kids these days…

Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:42

Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.

infantrygirl 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:58

I would have smacked him. Hard.

videoCWK 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:19

Once a girl at a bowling ally called me a "punk ass." because I told her to stop running on the DDR pads. I would have gotten the "whoopin'" on her, but I was laughing too hard. Kids these days...

blueworld_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:20

You might want to sit down there, sir...you just got pwned pretty hard. admission: stole that from XKCD, but it is a good line.

sykora_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:30

#12 i really liked what you said... its sad that people raise their kids that way...racism is ignorance.

TheUnnamedOne 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:35

All I can say is....Wow...

illuminati_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:42

snapped neck in 2.5. new world record

LittleMiss1 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:43

hahaha Pwnd

satanicminnow1 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:47

damn niggers

shananigans 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:48

#50 Don't underestimate children. If two ten year olds can successfully kidnap a 2 year old child from a mall, beat him with their fists and an iron bar and stone him to death, then throw his body onto the train tracks to make it look like an accident (Look up "Murder of James Bulger" on Google/Wikipedia) then I'm pretty sure a six year old can cuss out a move theater manager. His parents are probably potty-mouths themselves and that's what he grew up hearing.