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Ohgodmother - - Australia - Hobart

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
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AcieMcG 21

I better breast feed then, I don't want Hobbits

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mylittlecookie 17

At least she didn't say something like, "Ten years of breast milk!" that would be awkward.

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chabelo 10

or "12+ years of breast milk" = incest

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SmokeyBear420 19

Thats not a comment... you might as well have said *fml* instead. WHERE HAVE ALL THE JOKES COMMENTERS GONE?

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aimzskee 30

Could have been worse. Could have been 14 years.

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thatnucca 36

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AcieMcG 21

I better breast feed then, I don't want Hobbits

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jazzy_123 20

That explains why I'm so short .__. my mom says I hated her milk so she gave me formula and I grew up to be 5'1 (I hope I did that right) haha x)

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VectorFields 9

I'm a tall guy ... Makes me worry about my past with my mom. ._.

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SuperCasual 13

I was never breast fed, and I'm 6, 2 while still only being a junior in highschool

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I just hope that nobody seriously believes that breastfeeding is the direct cause for people being tall.

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jazzy_123 20

sweet geezus you're a GIANT! lol

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jkmartinjk 16

^He didn't say he was special for being 6'2, he's saying that he still has potential to grow even without ever having breast milk. But good on ya' for lowering his self esteem. Everyone needs that every once in awhile.

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falon142012 22

#3 I guess I won't breast feed then…I would love some hobbits! :-D

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Don't be stupid. A baby sucking on his mother's breast is a happy breastfed baby, nothing to do with incest. Grow up and learn to deal with it. By the way, she also changed your nappies and wiped your little pecker when you got poo all over it.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Being breastfed is, however, the best way to get a super immune system, and optimum health in all respects.

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Kiki242 19

I've always heard that was the breast way to find a child.

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Welshite 39

Well, at least two years is better than currently nursing. Just imagine if she had run up, lifted her shirt, and announced it was time for your feeding.

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evan_7899 28

FEEDIN' TIME SWEETIE!!

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KacyA93 7

I laughed so damn hard when I read your comment. (:

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LifeAlertTwerk 14

Now we know the breast secret to success in basketball!

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Nilorak 24

Your mom is Legen wait for it.. Dery. Legendery.

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Nilorak 24

Thanks. English isn't my native language.

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syki 22

Just saw you're from out-of-country. Lest I confuse you with the whimsical ways of English spelling, the word is 'legendary.' I was making a pun. :P

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rg350dx 29

Oh my god...You guys are being so...so NICE to each other. I-I don't know how to process this. I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE INTERNET! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

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syki 22

@34 Oh, sorry, I'd forgotten. @37 Erm, you—DARN YOU! Stinking foreigners, not getting my English-based joke the first time! And using 'e' instead of 'a' (which is a common mistake even among native speakers)! And—and speaking a language I don't despite having barely even mentioning it in front of me! LEARN ENGLISH! @34 Is that better? :D

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Zoey_M_fml 24

At least she didn't flash. Still embarrassing though, sorry OP

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Moms love to embarrass their kids

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