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FML Videos - 26/10/2018 00:30

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Friday 26 October 2018 0:52

At least it wasn’t a Meg after you

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Friday 26 October 2018 0:52

At least it wasn’t a Meg after you

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Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML

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Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML

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Today, I was fired from my job because my boss "doesn't think I'm happy there". FML

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Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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