Creepy, Shopping, Awkward, Shoes Miscellaneous Shook

Shook

footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

42 734

4 601

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

BobE - 31/07/2019 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML

1 131

901

Our soles

Gregory - - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

27 836

6 640

smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

51 060

4 072

theyre not THAT big. - 01/07/2013 04:35 - United States - Auburn

Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML

47 606

3 213

Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

76 178

4 236

Ignored

Kim - 05/05/2021 04:01

Today, at work, I was waiting in line to pay my food at the cafeteria when I noticed the doctor who was in front of me had these really cool looking shoes on. I told him, "I like your shoes!" He turned over, looked at me and didn’t say anything back. FML

874

161

sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

13 010

54 015

Be more specific

readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

38 566

32 211

The Gap

mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

30 740

13 864

Booted

Anonymous - 22/11/2010 07:32 - Australia

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

26 364

3 373

sumbum95 15

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:04

At least you got the shoes you wanted! :)

Aspen_Grace33 27

Saturday 2 February 2013 16:04

Well at least he had great customer service skills!

Echoven 1

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:20

Meh. You get shoes, he gets feet; Everybody wins.

SammySue_x 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 5:23

I do understand sarcasm, don't patronize me. I made a pointless comment and didn't put much thought in to it, I get that. Get over yourself.

whY402Jay 12

Sunday 3 February 2013 6:02

Smooth moves.

Jennidoll 2

Sunday 3 February 2013 8:16

too bad I already read this story elsewhere a few weeks ago.

wlddog 14

Sunday 3 February 2013 8:38

Wow. Someone is pissed I still got employee of the week.

pasha92 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 12:47

No male employees ? Store is sexist much ?

ninad7 12

Sunday 3 February 2013 17:53

that doesn't mean he has a foot fetish... maybe he was just trying to help

angel55033 12

Monday 4 February 2013 15:48

Too bad people can't do nice things to one another as common courtesy what happened to the next generation? Everyone should be polite and want to help, of course assume the worst..