Shark Feeding Fail - FML

Shark Feeding Fail

FML Videos - 25/09/2018 18:30

Feeding sharks is dangerous - you might lose something important!

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Davros 12

Tuesday 25 September 2018 21:47

Gooood puppy, niiiice puppy, ok fetch.......please.

real life problems 26

Wednesday 26 September 2018 0:48

I was hoping to see her lose part of her arm

Davros 12

Tuesday 25 September 2018 21:47

Gooood puppy, niiiice puppy, ok fetch.......please.

mike3775 36

Tuesday 25 September 2018 22:26

Stupid is as stupid does

lkb307 21

Wednesday 26 September 2018 0:22

HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!

real life problems 26

Wednesday 26 September 2018 0:48

I was hoping to see her lose part of her arm

DraganTine 3

Wednesday 26 September 2018 2:42

nope not a shark.... its a tarpon

Devnath Rai 3

Wednesday 26 September 2018 6:25

to fix r

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 26 September 2018 6:47

At least she wasn’t that dumb and tried swimming with the ‘lovely pets’ to recoup her phone

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