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Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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Toxic waste

Anonymous - 27/08/2025 06:00 - United States - North Hollywood

Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML

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Vaetrus 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:14

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

dyld921 2

Friday 18 September 2009 12:11

Your logs? I like you worded it.

ArtandLove 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:36

So... that's it? Your boyfriend's parents didn't walk in? You didn't get mauled by an angry cat? How's your life effed? Sounds like you handled the situation decently.

cefarix 5

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:40

Holy crap WTF you are DISGUSTING. YDI a million times over!

TheMusicNote18 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:40

Completely agree with #109, so many FML's could use a "What the hell?!" option.

made_of_fail 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:52

Oooooh, all I have to say is Alabama for the lose! Sorry but when people joke about it being an ass-backward state, please understand you're only fueling the fire.

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Saturday 19 September 2009 1:18

haha at least it was original! but i'm thinking theyll probably notice the poop is too big for the cats ass.

leenheartlovex3 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 2:10

How is that an FML. It worked didn't it?

leofan15 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 3:05

OP, what the **** is wrong with you?

i_stay_anonymous 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 3:22

You DO know there's a difference between those two craps right?

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Saturday 19 September 2009 4:17

these comments had me laughing so hard i had tears pouring down my face. thanks guys! @OP: this is why i don't use other people's bathrooms! i'll pee but never crap at another person's house. it's just uncomfortable to me. why didn't you just ask for a plunger? LOL. or you know, tested the toilet before you used it by doing a practice flush? that's what i do. that poor cat.