Kids, Cheating Parents Self report

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Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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nekal - 21/09/2016 16:50 - United States - Nashville

Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML

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BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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Lopez85 - 22/05/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML

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be_happy1 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:03

Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.

samusfox 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:05

Blackmail him...

deathproof_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:58

Damn that really sucks...you should tell her anyways.

acro_actress95 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:00

I would still tell my mom. She'd owe it to me not to ground me after I told her. LOL. That suck though. But seriously TELL HER!!!

lifewithsarah 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:01

DO NOT BLACKMAIL! are you crazy! that's such a bitch thing to do! just because he's a dick you don't have to be one too... just do the right thing and tell your mom.

donner1423 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:03

Just tell her.

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Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:05

You're really ****** on this one. FYL

Hermyoni 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:10

#153 Not everyone does it and you know plenty of people cheat on spouses they love and care for. But they want the sex with someone else. They don't want the spouse to find out because they love them as twisted as that sounds. Regardless they should tell the mom because no parent should make his kid lie because he couldn't keep it in his pants.

andjew123 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:14

okay dude you should definately read this... if you want to tell your mom then thats cool too but heres wat you should do. talk to him bout it. find out the extent of the relationship. if its serious enough then tell her. but if he is going to end it then you could use it to your advantage. and not only would it work out for you but you would probably have a much better relationship with your father. so its a win win situation.