Scary!

Anonymous - - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
34 250
5 891
Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

littlegold 7

Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.

77 7

Peach3 1

At least there's nothing wrong with you!

21 1
jane_marie 12

If he doesn't love your mom, he's not worth it.

10 30
salvorican 24

When you marry the girl. You marry her parents..

18 0
tylersign 11

Wicked Witch of the West?

14 0
hateevryone 14

that is a good enough reason to break up with someone.

8 19
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Have your mom scare him into dating you again? :p

28 2
Buttsexpirate 9

Well when your mom comes out in a see thru dress and starts talking about baby making, I'd be a little terrified of her too.

23 1
ShroomsOnAcid 16

You'll change your mind if you stick around till she's had a few more drinks and offers you some precious buttsecks.

8 0
ninjuh_wingman 29

You must have one scary ass mom. Either that or your boyfriends a wimp.

7 2
Strafeh 9

How he met your mother?

13 0
raphanne_fml 33

Well kids, it all started back in 2011 when your uncle Barney was at a laser tag game...

11 1
tylersign 11

Your comment made me grin like a schoolgirl. I love HIMYM.

4 0
Strafeh 9

Sometimes that shit just goes down. 2 Tokens For A Laser Tag Game. ***** Ridiculous.

0 0
sud4 1

Damn it! Someone beat me to the smart ass comment I was gonna make :/

0 0
melons 44

Apparently women eventually turn into their mothers, so I guess he was escaping before it was too late...

17 1
c_bell18 2

Hahaha YES! Finally someone understands!

0 0