Kids Say it ain't so

Say it ain't so

loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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-_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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102496 - 05/02/2010 03:53 - France

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

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Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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ladygrey - 20/07/2019 00:08

Today, my daughter informed me that she hates everything about her appearance and wants to get every possible plastic surgery when she’s older. She’s 7. FML

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ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:35

Kids piss me off.

maria12_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:41

She probably is upset cuz your older than 20 years old not cuz you're ugly.

nightswimmer 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:22

at #30, thats gross. if your "pissing shit" you may want to get that checked out by a doctor.

xScoutx 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:25

A lot is two words. You got burned by your daughter.

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:36

Lmfao epic comment "the trolls are evolving."

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Monday 27 July 2009 1:40

i would have to agree with #34

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Monday 27 July 2009 1:50

wow. your daughter is really rude.........she needs to learn some manners

ha42 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:57

kids are completely and brutally honest.

tiges1 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:06

HAHA THT SUX FOR YOU!!! :D

ryki_bloom 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:16

Wow. I know my 8-year-old perverted cousin can already distinguish a sexy guy from an ugly one. But this? Dissing you, her own mum? Epic. lol

Alfredo_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:28

Should of adopted

Atoastyjew 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:29

you just got owned hahaha!!

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Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML

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Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML

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Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML

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Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah... I think we're done with that. FML

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Today, I saw the Steelers throw the game to the Browns. I get it, you don't want to go to the Superbowl, but could you try being more realistic than staged wrestling? FML

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