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Running late

albert - 13/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

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Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML

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me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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Cruel driver

Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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Kids these days, eh?

child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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Get back here

hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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barebackingit - - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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blueworld_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:05

parent fail...

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:12

Very observant. Mother of the year award!

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Thursday 4 November 2010 0:27

@50, depending where you are, one tardy is a huge deal. 3 tardies at my school and you get a detention. :c

Hopersz 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 3:51

Lmfaooo. #93 That was def hilarious. Lol OP be lucky. No school for you. Lol EPIC

ladeizy 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:26

lmfaoo thats so ****** funny xDDDDD

LydiaTankian 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 12:02

Doesn't your mum talk to you on the way to school???

LivingLakeside 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:42

That's awesome haha :) I bet she felt stupid I would've ROFL

RiceChrispy03 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:46

Realized is with a Z!!

LemonLolly 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 1:08

That sucks... sounds funny, though

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Thursday 26 July 2012 5:37

LollololLol

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Thursday 15 August 2013 1:31

Quick. Make a run for it before she shows up home and takes you to school.

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Thursday 5 February 2015 2:13

You must be so proud of your mother.

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Today, I'm facing a disciplinary hearing at work because I occasionally fail to click the door properly shut when I leave the office and this is very upsetting to one of the six colleagues I share my office with. FML

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Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML

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