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Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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Can't Win - 09/09/2012 15:01 - United States - Palatine

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

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Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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FailAtLife - 22/02/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

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mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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Schumy0724 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:44

Getting sick and tired of people saying they're the first post. It's so stupid.

atruegem 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:02

Ask a friend/neighour to drive, take a taxi, call and apologize BEFORE you miss the appointment. It is not like it was a hopeless situation. Problem solving skills = zilch.

64404 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:47

That's totally something I would do. But, I'm sure you could've found another way to get there. Bus? Taxi? Friends? Yeah.

_Skies 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:57

-_- 5th graders these days.

oopsyipooped 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:04

retard

ForWhatItsWorth 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:05

*beep* Retard alert! *beep*

Roxas_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:11

Same as #21, read the rules.

wbrycem 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:42

Better question. How is this not an fml?

Roxas_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:07

#21 - Read the rules. It doesn't have to be a mega big deal or something that will scare them for the rest of their lives to be allowed on this site. Anything that's screwed up their day or got them embarrassed is enough to be put on here.

thebeefzoosher 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:10

HOW IS THIS AN FML??? This site is just getting worseee

sugarcakebomb 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:19

should have looked in your pockets, and should have call to say you'd be running late. YDI for being a non commonsensical -if that's even a word- dumbass

McCannCanTriple 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:58

#31 Are you referring to yourself?

likeduhhx4 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:19

i hate doing that. you search and search for something and then its in the most obvious places and you feel like a dumbass afterwards. and it really sucks that you missed a job interview.