Poopoo peepee Transportation Run away time! - FML

Run away time!

CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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DudeManBro69 - 01/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML

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Make yourself at home

Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

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Long day, long ride home

Jennette - 13/09/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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Angeledice 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:18

Did you kick him in the balls? ^^

Philosophic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:59

YDI for looking like an urinal.

yankeegirl123 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:38

why would u pee on a subway? total grossness

exoticfuck 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:47

YDI for not takin out your penis and peeing on himg

rainbowskittles 2

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:19

that's the funniest thing I've ever heard roflmao

Turbolag25 7

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:21

Hobos SÜCK

LolWaitWut 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:36

What happened afterwards? -mind racing-

bella_coza 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 8:18

52 I found that quite funny actually

GoToCheatingNetw 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 8:46

lmao that sucks

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:09

@52 Just the laugh I needed!

LRJ1734 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:52

Now THAT is funnny. Haha :]

Niki_luv 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:59

OH NO....LMAO!!!!

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