Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a reindeer? Wait... What?
Today, my mom introduced me to everyone we met as her "special needs child." They all seemed to believe her. FML
Today, at the ripe old age of 27, I dislocated my hip while making love to my husband. FML
Today, I weigh the same as I did the day I gave birth six months ago. I'd been working out and finally making progress, until I fell off a horse and injured my hip. I can't work out for at least the next two weeks either. FML
Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML
Today, I was at Walmart to pick up things. I was using an electric buggy because my ankle is injured, even though it was a bit odd. On the way out, the controls got stuck going forward, pushing along six carts into a pileup before I managed to get it to turn off. The manager saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that it is possible to sunburn the soles of your feet. FML
That isnt a reindeer .... I wish people knew what a reindeer is, this just some form of red deer or similar..
im still caught up on how far he jumped