Cars, Accident Transportation Road rage

Road rage

Broke - 28/05/2012 09:38 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

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Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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Anonymous - 05/02/2012 20:41 - Canada

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

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Insurance fraud

Anonymous - 07/09/2020 20:02 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't have a license, backed up my car in a Taco Bell parking lot. Someone else was also backing up and smashed right into my car. If they ask to see the camera footage, they're going to see he was driving and not me. FML

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backwardsinlife - 05/10/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML

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Monday 28 May 2012 16:20

Good thing you threw his ass to the curb, like any good fml should end.

Finnick_fml 12

Monday 28 May 2012 16:21

at least you had the sense to dump his immature ass :)

DevotedLovinWife 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 15:33

It sounds like she wanted him to put it in drive but he put it in reverse ..maybe someone is leaving out a few more details?

graphicstyle7 17

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:55

At least you were not married to him. Good riddance!

CastielJ 6

Tuesday 29 May 2012 18:35

Shows how much your guys "Love" was worth. About the price of higher rate car insurance, basically not a lot.

vintage3113 6

Tuesday 29 May 2012 18:41

...so he put the car in reverse, while you were in the driver's seat, and you didn't even notice? You deserved it. Probably a good move breaking up with him though

lacrossebrah13 8

Tuesday 29 May 2012 19:11

What an idiot! He should have known that wouldn't have ended well.

screamingsniper 7

Tuesday 29 May 2012 20:48

I did the same thing to my brother but he noticed and smacked me before backing out.

gingeryginger 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:44

hes a jerk

ma12r 22

Wednesday 30 May 2012 1:08

I find it funny how he thought nothing bad could happen nor could anybody get hurt.

MissPixy 7

Wednesday 30 May 2012 4:27

what a dick head!! hope u got him to pay for sum damages coz it was his dick headed idea gah men like that should not be allouwed lincesnces

JustPlayTheGame 6

Thursday 31 May 2012 2:55

Licenses* don't mis-spell due to frustration quite silly tbh

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Wednesday 30 May 2012 5:15

similar to a useless story my teacher told us today about someone who accidentally put their car into drive when they were backing out from a parking lot, then giving the building a new door space. and my boyfriend and his friend who almost did the exact same thing, even after I told them about this story.