School, Sex, Students and Intimacy: Riverdale

Riverdale

By TRAMATIZED - 08/09/2009 22:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML

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mmonroe_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:22

HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!

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Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:33

I smell blackmail...

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truepanda 2

Sunday 31 March 2013 20:18

woah woah woah. u cant just stop there u have to tell the rest or else im asuming ur lying -_-

Captain_Wyatt 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:20

You missed a chance to have your name be DRAMATIZED.

doglover100 28

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:17

Awkward.

Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:29

Foursome?

asmb100 27

Tuesday 17 June 2014 14:21

Great minds think alike.

Honest_FML 9

Wednesday 8 October 2014 6:29

Those classes just got that more interesting!!

mathosiantech 10

Tuesday 20 January 2015 16:51

What if the teachers were girls

HiThereIFailed 15

Wednesday 1 July 2015 7:15

Holy sh*t... Oooo... Ummm no comment..

oasis359 13

Tuesday 18 August 2015 23:27

some dramatic chemistry goin on in there.

briedabro 32

Friday 30 September 2016 1:38

*Traumatized

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