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booty backfire - 01/05/2014 17:31 - United States

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Anonymous - 10/09/2010 20:07 - Canada

Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML

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guyssuck - 26/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Yellowknife

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML

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Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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Kftc88 - 11/01/2013 08:03 - United States - Pomona

Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML

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anonymous - 23/04/2013 21:07 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML

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Anonymous - 11/04/2017 22:00

Today, I got so angry at losing in FIFA, I punched a hole in my wall and strained my back and neck doing it. Now I have to lie down on my back because it's too painful to move. FML

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usmcpain - 23/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML

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Enjoy what you enjoy

Anonymous - 03/07/2025 14:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML

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Cracky - 27/11/2012 14:32 - United States - Baltimore

Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

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Thursday 1 May 2014 23:02

"I just wanna bang on my drum all day!"

95DeVille 13

Thursday 1 May 2014 23:03

He just appreciates your assets.

jsp16 24

Friday 2 May 2014 7:52

Hell no, sucka!

MadmanOZ 10

Friday 2 May 2014 8:29

he likes your tushy... you must have a nice tushy...

Sudoc 29

Friday 2 May 2014 9:34

Kick him!

hulopro 16

Friday 2 May 2014 12:14

Too bad that's already a **** site....

dfrodrick 8

Friday 2 May 2014 12:46

laying on your stomach for back issues. is the worst possible thing you can do. you are only making it worse.

Goblin182 26

Friday 2 May 2014 13:36

At least he didn't decide to give you the "gift of anal".

Parabens13 1

Friday 2 May 2014 14:16

Um why not lay on your back and stick the ice packs underneath?? Laying on your stomach won't help!

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Friday 2 May 2014 16:14

You must have a great ass if he's doing it every hour. I think he really appreciates its worthiness. And they say romance is dead... Maybe he'll compose a song: "the romance of the ass". Great **** title. :))