Rescue me!

anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I found an enormous raccoon in my backyard. After a couple of nasty scratches, I finally managed to capture the filthy animal. After calling animal control to relocate it, I waited for hours to learn that "relocating" actually means releasing it into my front yard 10 feet away. FML
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crimsonlover4 31

Wait, so they don't relocate them to Raccoon city? Damn that sucks OP!

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JessalynVictoria 6

Don't wrestle raccoons. They could have rabies!!

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Brainnnnz 19

The raccoon was released in your front yard thanks to animal rights laws and activists preventing animal control from removing the animal from your property.

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texas_redneck88 10

Just shoot the damn thing. Yes I'm sure that my comment will get down voted, but I really don't give a ******' shit if anybody doesn't like my comment

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RentaName 15

Get a trap and release it yourself. The traps are very effective and easy to use.

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fruitpunched_ 0

Dude it's a raccoon, chill out. If you don't want animals near your house, move to the city. Oh wait, then there are rats, cockroaches... oh yeah, animals are everywhere. Quit your bitching. I don't even understand why you called animal control anyway if you had already trapped it yourself.

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Urpoppy 21

And you're an idiot for handling a wild animal.

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Rianokami 22

.... And you haven't gone to the hospital to get rabies shots?

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wvcheesehead 13

How small is your house if your back yard is only 10 feet from your front yard?

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sierra142 19

Does a yard not start where the house ends? Perhaps I'm misunderstanding?

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badmike89 6

Op You're retarded why would you try and catch it I hope it remembers you next time

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etoilenuit 15

Why couldn't you just leave it? Raccoons come and go in my backyard all the time. He got in, he can get out...

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