Miscellaneous Relaxing

Relaxing

juliannamelissa - 06/09/2012 06:38 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

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FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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Heeeeelp!

mel - 30/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML

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Relax, don't do it

Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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Painful relief

Anonymous - 11/04/2016 07:25 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I tried to relieve my back pain by lounging in a jacuzzi at my mother's house. All was going well until I accidentally knocked an opened container of bath salts into the tub, which got sucked into the jet system, shooting tiny, sharp, barely dissolved pieces of salt into my back. FML

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Little devil

Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

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ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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Messy

Anonymous - 03/11/2018 22:00

Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML

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Stressed out

BK2017 - 29/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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You got slimed

alyssa ig idk - 30/09/2023 00:00 - United States - Allen Park

Today, I wasted 20 minutes trying to open a container of slime, only for rotten green liquid and weird brownish yellow goo to spray spanning 5 feet in all directions from me and my bed. I nearly threw up and now am getting a wet, sleepless night. FML

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annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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bianchieiei 13

Thursday 6 September 2012 12:01

Congrats,you might just have discovered a new species!

Elegance 7

Thursday 6 September 2012 12:08

You just ejected a tight knit, religious family of bugs from their beautiful white picket fenced two story home. How do you feel?

myoukei 31

Thursday 6 September 2012 13:31

That's why you are supposed to run those things at least monthly....

trqskq 14

Thursday 6 September 2012 13:31

Doesn't it bug you when stuff like that happens.

Boygenius50 8

Thursday 6 September 2012 13:34

That's actually really awesome in a morbid sort of way...

lidsthesquid 4

Thursday 6 September 2012 23:34

Yeah......right. -_-

GothicAngel17 24

Thursday 6 September 2012 13:36

This is why when you haven't used something in a long time, you test it for a while before you use it.

SenselessPattern 12

Friday 7 September 2012 3:45

That's....what....he.....sa-- ****, I'm sorry everyone, I'll go kill myself now.

enormouselephant 15

Thursday 6 September 2012 14:01

That would bug me...just kidding:) I've had that happen before, it's horrible! It scared me from baths for a while. Just turn the jets on for a bit and let it clean itself out.

Crazberry 5

Thursday 6 September 2012 14:11

What?

Crazberry 5

Thursday 6 September 2012 14:13

I've had nightmares about this shit... Good thing I don't have jets in my bathtub :S

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Thursday 6 September 2012 14:27

The good news is that bugs only live for a few weeks, so the ones that flowed out haven't been living there "for years." The bad news is the slime is made up of the decomposed corpses of their ancestors.