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Anonymous - 12/03/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML

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nottililgirl - 04/09/2009 03:24 - United States

Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML

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Ulysse - - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML

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needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

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Anonymous - 03/11/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML

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Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML

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Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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Anonymous - 31/08/2022 16:00

Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML

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lillypilly35 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:23

a vibrating razor?? WTF??!!

flipster916 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:11

.....I then later found out it was my vibrator not my razor....

supermegan 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:41

i've done that before.(:

xXDeadPoolXx 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:45

idk y everyone hates on snickers her comments are funny XD she's like a non trolling troll of love but anyway whoever said she has no life you can get emails when people reply to your comment so yeah... she could have got a message replied and left stop trying to pick a fight when you come unarmed (I know you wouldn't get it so basically I'm saying you have no brain) p.s. no grammar Nazis I know I probably spelled something wrong cause i'm on iPhone DX

Anonnamus 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:52

Full of win. Marry me. Or let me use your hand.

Eddie_Paints 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:53

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djarash 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:57

lol u left your vibrator on

djarash 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:02

she's ****** inquisitive

djarash 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:04

why are you nosy?? ur always the first to comment.. dont you have better things to worry about?

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Friday 12 March 2010 13:22

YDI for thinking your boyfriend gives a shit.

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Friday 12 March 2010 13:47

I'll never understand people that freak out over things they don't recognize instead of trying to find out what it is first. It's like you people need someone to hold your hand to get through each day.