Over the top much? Although with all these types of FML's it never surprises me seeing a comment saying "dump him/her."

ROFL that doesn't even make any sense, why would she break up with him? Silly.

More like poke it with a limp noodle.

i pictured Gabriel Iglesias doing this in his "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy" special

He's angry!!

36, that's where I got it from hahaha

God dammit stop ruining noodles for me!

yay, a fluffy fan

Too soon?

His show was my childhood T.T

That's dark

How dare you?

He could have farted too

Or yelled bombs away!

Ah'm gohnna wrassle it!

Oh, you're one of those. Why do women think it's ok to use sex a weapon?

And those are the ones who bitch and moan about being treated unfairly

#26, you! I like the way you think!

I don't, and the last time I checked I was a woman. You'd just punish yourself, because you're not getting any either! Women who goes on sex strikes probably never had decent sex!

I'd be annoyed, and then laugh, and then make it an excuse to have even more sex. You're missing out when you just withhold it, and chances are, at one point they'll get it elsewhere instead.

so you'll dump your boyfriend just because of one bad sex?

Not one lmao the FML said she 'actually' started to enjoy it

what? Doesn't every one get hard at the thought of the crocodile hunter? No? Just me?

Just you and OP, apparently.

Obviously, #11, some people didn't catch the (quite fitting) South Park reference.

You know how it is #43, we can't all have a sense of humor.